Once a year there is a festival on an island in the middle of the lake. The lake feeds into the river that travels down stream where a bunch of ducks like to gather and talk and gossip about all the passerby's. The day before the festival DJ ET was traveling north along the river. He was carrying a large backpack on his back and a folded up white table in his right hand. His apprentice was also carrying a backpack on his back as well as two large speakers in his hands. The ducks saw them walking and carrying a bunch of bulky objects.
"Why are you carrying such heavy objects along the river," one duck said to another so that the two man could hear.
One of the ducks remembered that there was a festival every year and said "oh that must be DJ ET heading to work for the festival. Can you come play for us instead?"
"I cannot," DJ ET said.
The apprentice whispers to the DJ ET, "I am kind of hungry maybe we can trick them and eat them for dinner."
"Okay my apprentice just told me that we can play for you and make it to the festival in time," DJ ET said.
The ducks swam out to the edge of the river waited for DJ ET and his apprentice to set up their systems. They played a couple of songs to get the ducks in the grove of things before telling them, "Now this next song is an EDM song, and before you dance you must take these pills. For they will make the song even better and you shall not tell anyone you took them." The apprentice scattered a bunch of the pills onto the dirt in front of the water.
The ducks started eating the pills and DJ ET started the song, and they began to dance like nobodies business. Enjoying the song so much, the did not notice the DJ's apprentice swimming up behind them and snatching around fifteen ducks.
One of the youngest ducks did not eat any of the pills because his mother told him to not take anything from strangers. He turned around and noticed a bunch of his friends were missing and cried out, "FLY FLY FLY, the DJ's apprentice is killing us."
The ducks that got away found their friends and told them what had happened. The ducks got a plan and headed to the festival.
The ducks arrived before the festival had started and began ripping apart the stage, leaving nothing a pile of rubbish. Making sure that the festival could not go on.
Author's Note: In the original story, the main character is an Old Man. He is walking along the river and tells the ducks he is going further. He does not specify where to. He is also carrying a pack that has all of his songs in it. He tells them the second song is a medicine song and that all the ducks have to keep their eyes closed. The little duck does not feel anyone next to him and opens his to see the Old Man plucking up all the ducks to eat later. He then warns the ducks and they all fly away.
In my retelling of the story I change the Old Man to DJ ET with his apprentice along side who is going to DJ at the yearly festival festival. He has his table setup with his computer and speakers. Instead of telling them to close their eyes, he has them eat some of his pills while he plays his EDM song. These cause the ducks to not know what is going on, giving his apprentice time to kill them to later eat them. The little duck was scared of the pills and did not take them and warned everyone else to fly away so they can get back at the DJ and his apprentice later.
Bibliography:
The Red-Eyed Duck from Blackfeet Indian Stories by George Bird Grinnell (1915).
